| Are shoes the
first thing you notice when seeing an
attractive woman?
Do you get disappointed when they
aren’t high heels?
Does your stick get drippy when
a woman laughs at you? (Not with you!)
Would you pay a hot girl 100 bucks
to eat her used bubble gum off a grimy
city sidewalk?
Do you think her piss tastes better
than the finest imported champagne?
(Or that Pabst Blue Ribbon swill you
drink reclining on your green pleather
Barcalounger?)
Is there any sort of locking device
attached to “her property”
between your legs? (Or do you wish
there was?)
Are you unable to last for more
12 hours without masturbating to pictures
of fully clothed women that happen
to be wearing knee high stiletto heel
black leather boots?
Do you refer to your asshole as
“her pussy?” (Or does
she?)
Do you frequently fantasize about
trading in your condo for a steel
cage in her basement and giving her
the proceeds?
Would you rather slurp her boyfriend’s
cum from a used condom than actually
make love to her? |
